a map of the current political landscape

Capture

A = Alt-Left

  1. How you see yourself.
    1. We are the radicals, the woke, the future, the “voice calling in the wilderness,” the saviors. The only path to progress is by blowing up everything.
  2. How others see you.
    1. The Left: “Grow up.”
    2. Centrists: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
    3. The Right: “Lol. Pinko Venezuela lovers.”
    4. Alt Right: “I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR BUT YOU MAY ALSO HATE THE JEWS SO I MIGHT ALSO LOVE YOU!”

B = Left

  1. How you see yourself.
    1. We are the adults in the room. We are on the right side of history. We will save democracy and bring about true progress if dumb people would get out of the way.
  2. How others see you.
    1. Alt-Left: “Smug”
    2. Centrists: “Smug”
    3. The Right: “Smug”
    4. Alt-Right: “SMUG!”

C = Centrists

  1. How you see yourself.
    1. We are the “Reasonablists.” People are losing their minds. I would totally vote for a Biden/Kasich Presidential ticket.
  2. How others see you.
    1. Alt-Left: “Alt-right.”
    2. Left: (“We appreciate your vote.”)
    3. Right: “The Left appreciates your vote.”
    4. Alt-Right: “ALT-LEFT!”

D = Right

  1. How you see yourself.
    1. We are fair-and-balanced. We are the parent insisting that facts don’t care about your feelings. Also, Ronald Reagan and balanced budgets are my jam!
  2. How others see you.
    1. Alt-Left: “Nazis basically.”
    2. Left: “Dumb people who live close to corn.”
    3. Centrists: “Embarrassing uncle.”
    4. Alt-Right: “RINO!!!”

E = Alt-Right

  1. How you see yourself.
    1. We are the radicals, the true patriots, the “voice calling in the wilderness,” the saviors. The only way to save this glorious-nation-chosen-by-(the-Christian)-God is by blowing up everything.
  2. How others see you.
    1. Alt-Left: *faints*
    2. Left: “Good for ratings.”
    3. Centrists: “Pathetic and dangerous weirdos.”
    4. Right: “RINO.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s